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Friday, 30 April 2010

Top 10 greek Mythical Beasts


9. The Minotaur!

A beast Non Like Any other! Half man, Half Bull, ALL Chaos! Its Fur is like light armor as It is smart enough to Make and Wear Armor From Platinum, Silver and Gold! Weapons like Radically Huge Axes and Hammers! Commanders Of the Satyrs and other lesser beings, These Monsters act as generals and Heavy infantry to Tear through the opposition like Cream.

Advantages-
A Massive Height Of 9 feet and A Weight Of a Whopping 1 ton
Brute Strength Is not the best path, But It is For this Bull-Dozer!
Why Use Horns When You can use 500 KG Of Meat Grinding Axes!
War Cry to Lead an assault with a frightening effect on the opposition.
Bull or not, This thing IS 80 Percent Carnivore, The other being Herbivore, making this A Muncher!
Disadvantages-
Pride Makes It not want to fight smaller Weaklings, which usually gives them the chance to injure it.
Its eyes Are poor as It relies alot on its ears and Noses.
It'll go Berserk if Angered And Will easily fall into a charging trap.
It gets Frustrated VERY easily, So throw poop-Jokes at it!
The Neck is the weak spot as no armour can protect the area.
Why I like them-
Because, Anyone can see They are A Ton Of Destruction with Kickass Weapons and A Bad Sense Of humor! who doesn't Like That!

A Satyr

Top 10 greek Mythical Beasts






We all know About the Myths and legends of the Greek folklore. We have favourites in them. But what are the reasons we like them? What are their descriptions in real life. Well, Now I will tell you my top 10 Greek Mythes with a description of them, a few Reasons i like Them, their Advantages and Disadvanteges in life and Can they still be Alive? Keep Reading unless you want to live a boring Down-to-earth life ;)
10.The SatyrHalf Human, Half Goat. Looks Stupid. Smells Like Goats. whole Body Covered in fur and legs are Like Goats Hind legs. But Up to The waist, And then A human torso with arms and a Head of both Breeds. Also Known as The GoatMan The Jersey Devil
The Mini-Minotaur
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Advantages In Life-
Very Clever, And I don't mean Einstein Smart, I mean Smart enough to Trick you each and
every time.
Keen Eyes, This guy could give a Hawk a run for its money!
Expert In Archery, i think Most of you who have seen these in the movies or read them in the books Saw that they can Shoot a Person with a poison arrow from quite a distance. Through a
forest..... A FOREST FULL OF ** TREES!!
Awesome speed, not Goat fast, I mean Horse Fast.
Disadvantages-Legs Are Easily Broken. Due to the double joint of a goats Legs! :D
Horns meant as Hitter, Not Rammer. If it tries to Ram something with its speed, the skull will crack due to Lack of Shock absorbers,
No Body Armour- They might be clever, But They Can't make Any clothes or armor, leaving them as weak as a normal human.... Minus the fur.Very,VERY Envious- Its like Eating Candy infront of your 5 year old Cousin. If you have one, He MUST have it, though He does nothing with it. Same with this guy XD
Why I like Them-
Only reason Is because I Like Their Cleverness And their awesome Archery! I mean, An arrow Shot at a bullets speed from insane distances, Past a lot a trees and straight into the bulls eye! WTH Is with That!

Stay Tuned For Number 9!